Faust here. I may come off as a nice person, but in truth, I am not. I have many, many, many pet peeves and if you set off enough of them, I'll probably hate you. I'll list some here so you can better shield yourself from my rhetoric-filled wrath.
I hate...
• Chat/textspeak.
• When people butt into conversations they are not in.
• When people randomly shout "OMFG GET A ROOM" when Intrinsic and I are holding hands. On a vector site too, even. I hate this so much. You people need to get your act together and stop being so discriminate against gays. You don't have any problem with guys and girls kissing eachother in the public places. Good lord.
• Shallow, narrow minded people. If you think money and looks is the way to get friends, get out of my fucking sight.
• People who think they're better than me even though they can't even win against me in a logical argument.
• People who don't use logic or reasoning. You have a brain. When you talk to me, use it. Dear god.
• Racists, people with prejudice.
• People who think age determines maturity.
• Braggarts.
• Idiots in general.
• People who get pissed off easily (haha, irony).
• People with no sense of humour.
• When people tell me to stop fighting when I'm NEVER fighting. I do not fight. I argue, but to be frank, I don't give a damn about how you feel about it. 99% of the time, if we're arguing, I'm more amused than pissed. So don't tell me to stop making a big deal about it just because you're butthurt about losing an argument.
• People who use stupid come-backs, insults, and curse words to fight with people. So stupid. It means nothing unless you can put some real logical proof into it.
• People who try too hard to get online boyfriends/girlfriends.
• People who date someone even though they don't even know them well.
• Immature people. There's a difference between mature humour and immature humour. Get it right.
• People who purposely try to continue a fight.
• Wankers.
With all these pet peeves, how does a person get on Faust's good side?
Here's the guidelines.
• Don't be stupid and use logic and reasoning when you talk to me.
• Be understanding of people's views, opinions, and preferences.
• Get some life experience.
• And be polite and nice, even when you're pissed off.
I conclude with a picture of my new pico look. I tanned a lot, did I not? And not to mention I changed my hair colour again.
Time to revise some essays. Faust out.

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